The past couple of days here in Winnipeg have been beautiful. Mr. Bliss and I have been out and about taking in the warmth, completely neglecting yard work. I had planned on getting a start on it today, until I stepped onto the porch. It can wait.
After much procrastination (ahem. playing Borderlands 2 and watching Alias) I came up with a quick project to do while hibernating from the cold.
When we moved in, every room in the house had the dreaded boob fixture. In brassy gold. Seriously. It's like they were on special if bought in bulk. When we finally got the master bedroom painted and the floor installed, it seemed all the more apparent that the fixtures had to go.
While I would rather replace them all with more contemporary, less boob-shaped fixtures like these:
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Steven Chris |
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Kichler |
Alas we are poor.
Enter: spray paint.
How to Make that Old Fixture New Again!
You will need:
- Ugly fixture
- Screw drivers
- 400 grit sandpaper
- Rags
- Plastic bag
- Painter's Tape
- Spray primer (I use Rustoleum)
- Spray paint (Again, Rustoleum)
First, you need to remove the fixture from the ceiling. To do this, you need to shut off the breaker to the fixture. If your house is like mine, then you know that the breakers may not actually be labeled accurately. I turned on the light and flipped breakers until the light went out. Sometimes that's just the way it is.
On my fixture there is a little finial (the nipple) that needs to be unscrewed, then the glass cover comes off. The screws holding the fixture to the electrical box are behind the light bulbs so I had to remove the bulbs, then the screws.
And then the fixture wouldn't come off of the ceiling.
It had somehow fused itself to the ceiling! A couple of sharp taps with my screwdriver and it dropped off.
Now you have a fixture hanging down from the ceiling by it's guts.
Remove the marettes (the plastic covers) and use an electrometer to check that the circuit is actually dead. Now you can proceed with removing the the fixture.
YAY! Who needs a man!?
Please forgive my crappy photos, my basement is poorly lit and my equipment consists of an iPhone.
So this is what we are working with. Nasty brassiness.
Now lightly sand that mofo. Not too intensely, you only need to remove the shininess. Less shine = better adherence! I use a sponge sanding block to better get into the curves.
Now wipe them down with a rag. I just used a dry rag, we would do a better job but you'd have to wait for it to dry. I am impatient. I took the time to wipe down the reflector too, but it is fragile and didn't take it very well.
Cover the guts and reflector plate with a plastic bag and tape it down with some painter's tape. This is important because the paint can prevent a proper circuit from being made and will interfere with the reflector plate which causes the maximum amount of light to be shone down.
Now the fun begins! I am in all honesty THE WORST at spray painting. This seemed to work pretty well for me in spite of that though! I gave everything a couple light coats of primer a few minutes apart.
About 45 minutes later I went at it with the spray paint. I chose the Nickel colour. Kind of regret it, but I'll work with it. This was my first time working with Rustoleum's metallic paint, I must say I like it. Watching the metallic particles shift as it evens itself out is pretty fun.
I chose not to apply a top coat, again, the impatience thing. I figure that it probably doesn't need to be too tough since it is a light fixture and won't be handled often. I'll update with it's hardiness.
Ta da!